YOU'R COMING ALONG

 

YOU'RE COMING ALONG

Greetings BCBs (Blessed Curmudgeon Believers).

Here's an update on the development of my our your Church:

The Church of the Blessed Curmudgeon will be the newest Church in the country which already has too many religions. I read today that there are nearly 200 different religions here  which is far too many. They are all clamouring for the money support from a dwindling percentage of people who actually believe in religion.

The Church of the Blessed Curmudgeon has plans to reverse this trend but to do so will make the Church user friendly in ways that the others don't. Here are some examples:

• Services will be on Mondays and not Saturdays or Sundays.
• The Babble will have lots of picture pages and will be available in audio-book form as well as being able to be read on line.
• The Cataclysm will not have silly scarymots but will be full of helpful advice like - "Don't pick your toenails while out on a first date" and "Remember to Use air freshener when in the bathroom for extended time".
• The actual church will not be a bricks and mortar building but something much more exciting.*

* As I live in a seaside haven it occurred to me that our congregation would benefit from owning having a share of contributing to buying a floating church that we can moor close to my house. Fortunately some ideal boats, ships really, have come on to the market given the constraints put on the current owners.

I you will enjoy the Monday church service where our female 'deacons' will serve the communion wine with the communion hosts ( a selection of tasty toppings available) as we celebrate The Blessed Curmudgeon.

If you can't make the Monday service because you are working, have no worries as your contributions will be mentioned in the service and toasted at every opportunity.

Sheesh!